What Happy Madison Intern is Behind the Sad, Sad Jack and Jill Twitter Page?

comments: 4 || add yours It’s Friday, opening day for Sony’s legendarily crapped-upon Adam Sandler vehicle Jack and Jill — so what better time to launch a Jack and Jill Twitter feed than today, amirite? So the timing’s not so good; at the time of this writing the page is just a few hours old. But the Tweets?? PRICELESS. Trust me: Skip the movie, hold onto your $10, and instead give it to the poor Happy Madison intern you might imagine slaving away in the office on a Friday trying to drum up interest in the abysmal comedy one unintentionally hilarious awful Tweet at a time. After the jump, a selection of the mind-blowingly best-worst Jack and Jill Tweets thus far. You’re welcome. [Note: Judging from the sheer desperation coming off each Tweet it’s either Sony-backed or the best joke you’ll see all week.] Behold: The most insanely clueless, unintentionally hilarious, desperate last-minute movie twitter feed of all time! #embedly_twitter_25836168{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/362375893/jack_and_jill_wallpaper_2_1024x768.jpg) #131516;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 p a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_25836168 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@JackNJillMovieJack and Jill Dress up your dogs and cats as Jack and Jill and send us your best photos! We’ll pick the best one to win a phone call from Allen Covert!Nov 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply Animal abuse! #embedly_twitter_8271307{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/362375893/jack_and_jill_wallpaper_2_1024x768.jpg) #131516;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 p a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_8271307 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@JackNJillMovieJack and Jill@JEdgarMovie Best of luck this weekend!Nov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply You’ll need it! 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Be honest! #JackAndJillNov 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply Um… #embedly_twitter_34469834{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/362375893/jack_and_jill_wallpaper_2_1024x768.jpg) #131516;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 p a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_34469834 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@JackNJillMovieJack and Jill We all have a “Jill” in our life - in 140 characters tell us about your Jill and win a chance to be a walk on in the sequelNov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply Whoa, whoa, whoa… let’s not go making threats, Sony. #embedly_twitter_43463125{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/362375893/jack_and_jill_wallpaper_2_1024x768.jpg) #131516;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 p a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_43463125 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@JackNJillMovieJack and Jill Hey @Drake! Can you tweet your followers about #jackandjill? DM us if you need tickets for you & your “crew!”Nov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply (…) #embedly_twitter_50610555{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/362375893/jack_and_jill_wallpaper_2_1024x768.jpg) #131516;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 p a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 a {color:#009999;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_50610555 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@JackNJillMovieJack and Jill Happy Veterans Day! You know who the real war heroes are? Brothers & sisters! Tweet your best #siblingbattle story @ us. Winner gets RT’d!Nov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply My. 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Woody Harrelson, Olga Kurylenko and Tom Waits Joining Colin Farrell in CBS Films' 'Seven Psychopaths'

Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesWoody Harrelson Woody Harrelson, Tom Waits and Olga Kurylenko have joined the cast of Seven Psychopaths, Martin McDonagh's follow-up to his acclaimed thriller, In Bruges, which starred Colin Farrell. Psychopaths once again sees McDonagh working with Farrell, who plays a struggling screenwriter who inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends (Sam Rockwell) and (Christopher Walken) kidnap a gangster's (Harrelson) beloved Shih Tzu. Harrelson is playing the gangster in the action comedy. Waits and Kurylenko will play shady underworld types. Production began in Los Angeles on Nov. 7. EVP of acquisitions Scott Shooman is overseeing the project for CBS Films. Blueprint Pictures is producing. Film4 are co-financing with the BFI Film Fund and CBS Films which has the U.S. rights to the film. Hanway Films is handling foreign sales. Woody Harrelson

Yahoo to Unveil Extensive Yearlong Effort to Cover Presidential Election

Yahoo is promising the most extensive political coverage in its history, beginning Tuesday with live interviews of the eight top Republican candidates for president and through to Election Day on Nov. 6, 2012.our editor recommendsABC and Yahoo to Stream Live GOP Presidential Candidate InterviewsGoogle Considers Yahoo BidYahoo Beats Earnings Estimates and Stock Rises After the Closing BellYahoo Launches Original Web Shows Targeting Women With Judy Greer, Morgan Spurlock, Niecy Nash Yahoo is set to announce Tuesday its yearlong effort to cover the presidential election in a unique way that includes building on a relationship it struck a month ago with ABC News. PHOTOS: Best Presidents in Film and Television The initiative calls for a documentary-style reality Internet show called Remake America whereby eight American families will be followed with video cameras with the political issues explored from their perspectives. A casting call begins Tuesday, and the families will be chosen by January. Another addition to Yahoo's effort is the Signal, a Web site that will use sophisticated prediction models that combines data from InTrade -- whereusers can gamble on the outcome of political events -- with the latest polls along with Twitter and other social-networking data to determine the odds of various political outcomes. On Tuesday, for example, the Signal said that Herman Cain's chances for becoming the Republican nominee for president were nearly cut in half, to 3.8 percent, after Gloria Allred's press conference Monday with a woman claiming she was sexually harassed by Cain 14 years ago. PHOTOS: Actors Who've Played Politicians In the future, the Signal will feature predictive-type games and other interactive elements. Yahoo has also partnered with journalists and opinion writers from the left and right, like The Atlantic, FactCheck.org, Forbes, National Journal, The Week and Glenn Beck's TheBlaze.com. "We're trying to do something more than just expanded political coverage," said Robertson Barrett, vp news and finance at Yahoo. PHOTOS: Democrats and Republicans' Favorite Movies The various elements will be rolled out piecemeal and land at news.yahoo.com/elections-2012 before making their way to various Yahoo pages. About 50 Yahoo employees are working on the initiative, which includes text, photos and video. Celebrity donations to political parties and candidates will also be tracked. Yahoo will lean heavily on ABC News, with collaborative efforts that will include anchors and commentators like George Stephanopoulos and Jake Tapper. Yahoo said it reaches nearly 90 percent of voting-age adults in the U.S. each month. "In this time of enormous economic and global challenge, the Yahoo audience will determine the next president of the United States," said Ross Levinsohn, executive vp Americas at Yahoo. Related Topics George Stephanopoulos Glenn Beck Yahoo ABC News Politics Herman Cain

Kim Kardashian Having to pay a trip to 'The Marriage Counselor'

Kim Kardashian is on her behalf method to go to the Counselor. Better late than never.our editor recommendsKim Kardashian's Divorce Exposes Her Ambition for Fame and cash, Say Brand Experts (Analysis)Kris Jenner Addresses Kim Kardashian's Divorce With Fellow Air Ryan SeacrestHow the Kardashians Made $sixty five million This Past Year PHOTOS: 19 of Hollywood's All-Time Least Partnerships She might have declared divorce from new husband Kris Humphrieseight days ago, but Kardashian is praising the commitment she designed to Tyler Perry a few days before that. On November 9 she begins filming her part within the filmmaker's new movie, The Wedding Counselor, at his Atlanta studio. PHOTOS: Inside Kardashian Corporation. Possibly shrewdly on Perry's part, Kardashian continues to be cast less the titular protagonist but as her friend and colliege Ava. Once the married counselor, performed by Jurnee Smollett (Friday Evening Lights), begins an affair having a client and reduces her existence, Ava stages in to supply support along with a much-needed transformation. STORY: 10 Signs Kim Kardashian's Marriage Was One Large Hoax All Along The role is Kardashian's first bid for additional serious attention being an actress, since her roles in Deep within the Valley(2008) and Disaster Movie(2008) were hardly significant. Lionsgate will release the film. Related Subjects Kim Kardashian Tyler Perry Kris Humphries

Hal Kanter dies at 92

Kanter created TV series Julia and written for your Academy awards. Emmy Award-winning comedy author Hal Kanter, who composed material for Bob Hope, Bing Crosby as well as other Oscarcasts and created the ground-breaking TV series "Julia," died Sunday in Encino. He was 92 and died of complications from pneumonia.Kanter shared Emmys in 1991 and 1992 for writing the Academy awards after first adding for the Oscarcast in 1952, yearly just before the ceremony made the transition from radio to television.Kanter also directed numerous films, including 1957 Elvis pic "Loving You." In TV, he gained his finest mark while using comedy "Julia," a landmark for your TV biz in starring African-American actress Diahann Carroll in the nonstereotypical role. She carried out a widowed nurse getting a young boy inside the series that went from 1968-1971 on NBC.More youthful crowd offered becoming an professional producer on "All inherited,In . among other shows.Born in Savannah, Ga., the boy of Albert L. Kanter, who founded a effective comicbook line, Kanter began just like a comedy author for radio inside the 19 thirties, then segued into TV as mind author for comedy-variety skein "The Erection dysfunction Wynn Show" in 1949-50. The man who'd later create "Julia" written at the begining of '50s for "The Amos 'n' Andy Show," a collection scorned for your minstrelsy it described black figures.Kanter began writing for your bigscreen in 1951. His first effort was "Two Tickets to Broadway." Starting with "The Most Popular Spy" that same year, he written or co-written numerous films starring Hope, like the 1952 Hope-Crosby effort "Path to Indonesia," "Not Permitted,Inch "Here Come the ladiesInch and "Casanova's Large Evening." More youthful crowd composed the 1953 Jerry Lewis-Dean Martin comedy "Money At HomeInch after which written the Elvis photos "Loving You" and "Blue Hawaii" as well as the Doris Day-James Garner vehicle "Make Room Darling."Showing a substantial side, Kanter did the variation of Tennessee Williams' "The Rose Tattoo" in 1955. Other screenwriting credits include George Cukor's "Let's Have Sexual Intercourse,Inch with Marilyn Monroe and Yves Montand, as well as the Frank Capra film "Pocketful of Miracles."Inside the mid-'50s, Kanter created, produced and written "The George Gobel Show," winning his first Emmy for his efforts. Through the seventies, Kanter written and produced for comedies including "All within the householdInch and "Chico as well as the Guy" but he progressively moved focus to TV special deals and honours occasions, writing "NBC Salutes the 25th Anniversary in the Wonderful Arena of Disney" and "AFI Existence Achievement Award: A Tribute to Henry Fonda" in 1978. He began fairly steady target the Oscarcasts in 1991 they ongoing until 2008.Kanter was heavily associated with activities within the Authors Guild of America, locating the WGA West's Valentine Davies Award (for industry/community service) in 1983, the WGA West's Morgan Cox Award for intend to the guild in 2005 as well as the WGA West's Paddy Chayefsky Laurel Award for Television (a very long time achievement jerk) in 1989.Kanter also situated many Authors Guild and Company company directors Guild of America honours dinners.Children include wife Doris, to whom he was married for 70 years three kids: Donna Kanter, a author, producer and director and who is the owner of the Donna Kanter Co., Lisa Kanter Shafer and Abigail Kanter Jaye a sister together with a daughter. Contact Carmel Dagan at carmel.dagan@variety.com

Dish Network Misses 3Q Earnings Targets With 111,000 Drop In Subs

Experts feared that Dish Network will be lighter in comparison as to the they’d forecast after they saw how good DirecTV did having its Nfl Sunday Ticket promotion reducing-than-expected sub deficits at Comcast together with other cable operators. Dish ended 3Q with internet gain of $319.1M, up 30.2% at that time a year ago, on revenues of $3.6B, up 12.3%. That revenue figure only decided to be slightly under the $3.65B the street forecasted. But earnings, at 71 cents a share, missed experts’ target of 73 cents. The big questions today will in all probability focus on the 111,000 drop in monthly monthly subscriptions to 13.95M — that comes even close to a 29,000 insufficient subs inside the same period a year ago. Just before the current run of 3Q bulletins from Dish’s rivals, Brean Murray Carret analyst Todd Mitchell predicted the organization would lose 25,000 clients and Credit Suisse’ Stefan Anninger forecast a tiny bit of 87,000. On Friday Anninger modified his projection to -174,000. “We spoken with a traders which in fact had anticipated a loss of profits between 150k to 200k (after DirecTV revealed its) results the other day so overall, we'd say this is not badly as feared,” states Wells Fargo Opportunities analyst Marci Ryvicker. Dish credited losing to competitive demands additionally to “the weak housing marketplace within the united states . States combined with lower discretionary trading.” Dish states that Blockbuster, therefore it acquired in April, stood a internet insufficient $177,000 on revenues of $347M, but didn’t provide a comparison with previous years proclaiming that the operation has changed so muchit “would not prove useful in assessing our publish acquisition earnings and money flows.” Blockbuster operated 1,500 stores through the finish of September. “We have talked about flexible termination provisions inside the rents more than 900 of individuals stores, should estimations of future revenue growth not meet our anticipation,” Dish states. The business also introduced today that it's going to pay a non-recurring dividend of $2 a share. That news “not only signifies a welcome return of cash to traders but furthermore signals that Chairman Charlie Ergen isn’t prone to hoard cash to build his wireless section of dreams (probably),” states Bernstein Research analyst Craig Moffett.

Counting Lower to Kiefer Sutherland's Touch: The 6 Ways It Might Help remind You of 24!

David Mazouz and Kiefer Sutherland Still taking apart a clip for Fox's Touch? Frustrated you cannot start a real countdown towards the return of Kiefer Sutherland since the show still does not come with an airdate? You are not by yourself. Fox makes Kiefer Sutherland's go back to primetime official The approaching drama from Heroes boss Tim Kring stars 24's Sutherland doing what he is doing best: ensuring the planet does not self-destruct. Waiting in for Jack Bauer is Touch's Martin Bohm, widower and father to some mute boy, Mike. The issue? Mike provides hiding for the uncanny capability to connect designs and uncover this is behind apparently unrelated occasions happening around the globe.... Quite simply, he is able to predict when bad stuff will go lower, amongst other things, and the father Martin's the one that will need to deal. (Prepare for emotional Kiefer, world!) Only for kicks - and since we still miss 24 - let us count the methods Touch, without meaning to, continues its legacy, while using trailer as our guide: Problematic kids: Sure, Kim Bauer got kidnapped. (Several occasions.) Sure, she dropped from school being an au pair, and then got caught inside a cougar trap. But she could scream and call her father for help. Martin's boy Mike does not talk whatsoever. Then when Mike will get a hankering to climb cell towers (which look really tall for the reason that trailer!) at 3:18 p.m. every day without interacting why... well, it appears Kiefer's TV offspring are forever cursed. "Dammit!": Sources say Martin will release one out of the very first episode of Touch. That is what these kids - and also the fate around the globe - is going to do to some guy. Suicide bombers: Yes, seriously. There's one - a youthful one - within the pilot for Touch. Whether Martin may be the guy to defuse the problem... but cure will, right? Mobile phones: In the looks of things, they'll command a starring role in contact, handy for stopping problems foreseen by Mike. Divorce lawyer atlanta, they will be just like Jack Bauer's supermobiles, which snapped up signals in the bowels from the greatest terrorist hangouts, instantly sent codes, submitted maps and all sorts of other types of existence-saving, key-decrypting apple. Oh, wouldn't it were our apple iphones came outfitted with 1,000,000,000G technology. "NY": As with 24's eighth season, La stands set for the The Big Apple in contact too! A ticking clock: Martin's racing to prevent these occasions from happening (in order to make certain they happen properly). He's racing to determine what his boy is attempting to inform him. He's racing to resolve the earth's mysteries. Kiefer won't ever stop running. Never! Touch will premiere on Fox next spring. Here's a clip for the re-viewing pleasure: